Pretty Rude

I feel a thought forming in my head like a fart brewing in my stomach. And my thought fart is...\r\n\r\nIm gonna start a YouTube channel!\r\n\r\nWe have a plan. Hopefully nothing will randomly decide to mess with that plan like, oh I dunno, MY COMPLETE BUM HOLE OF A DAD COMING BACK AND FILLING OUR LIVES WITH CHAOS.\r\n\r\nYou know Haylah Swinton - shes big, bold and funnier than a cat in a onesie playing the bagpipes. Shes been busy proving shes as a kick-butt comedian, shes got herself a fab boyfriend called Dylan, the best girl crew in the world totally have her back, her little brother isnt driving her totally nuts, and did she mention she has a boyfriend called Dylan? Yes, THAT Dylan.\r\n\r\nBut this proving-shes-funny thing is kind of tough sometimes. And come to think of it, Dylan isnt acting particularly boyfriendly at the moment. Plus her pathetic excuse for a dad has decided to turn up and make everything confusing.\r\n\r\nAs if real life wasnt complicated enough, when Haylah sets up her own comedy YouTube channel, she finds out that online life can be a whole other can of trolls... \r\n\r\nPrepare to snort, guffaw (and cringe) your way through the second hilarious story about pretty funny Haylah Swinton!